Great or what? Makes me feel like its the 80s again!
1. Anyone who cheats is a hore or a slut or both or
whatever names you can think of.
2. If you say you will work out and lose weigh and never do, just stop saying it your lazy.
3.If you don't like your life, make one up as long as you tell me the truth, I don't care what you tell others.
4.Some
people do need to be punched, most do not but a few just do and they
may thank you for it later and that does happen. True story I made up
for this one. Hehe
5. If you help everyone but yourself you really are more messed up then you thought. First fix yourself then save the world.
6.
If you have kids and you do drugs you are a bad parents,PERIOD. There
are no exceptions! If that offends you then you are one of those people.
7.Parents
who make excuses for there bad parenting instead of just being honest
and admitting there jerks should have themselves been aborted.
8.Get your mental illnesses right, Schizophrenia is not multiple personality's, they are 2 separate illnesses, learn to read!
9. Just because you think you are talented that does not mean anyone elas thinks so.
10.
Give part of your income to a few cheritys. Then go to a third world
country to help out for a month so you can learn that your fuckin
cellphone is not important..
11. You are not the most important person in the world.
12. Esp is real and no you don't have it.
13.Its
great to be a hippy if you want to be but just please wash yourself
because when you can smell dirty Vagina by standing next to someone,
that is just fuckin gross.
14. If your wondering if you smell, you probably do.
15.Your pets are your friends, you treat them with respect and love or dont have a pet.
16. If you cant afford the best dog food, you can afford a pet.
17. If you cant afford every vet visit your animal friend needs, you dont deserve to have a animal friend so don't!
18.If you are 29 but you look 50 then yes you are ugly.
19.If you have yellow teeth, thats just gross, period!
20.If you are a drunk, I probably hate you.
21. If you don't learn your lesson after 2 times, you are possibly stupid.
22. Dont leave 2 hour messages on my voice mail, just say your name and why you called, otherwise your annoying.
23.Dont ever tell a joke unless it's actually funny.
24.Dont blame it on PMS unless you actually have health issues, it's most likely your just a bitch.
25.Never ever tell me what to do or anyone elas I respect unless you have earned that right.
26.My cat's name is Monkey, I do not have a Monkey.
27. If you brake the law and get caught, maybe you should not uhhhh brake the law.
28.If you talk about other people in a bad way to people that have not earned that right then your a maggot.
29.
Just because you think your dog is the smartest type, that does not
mean it is. The facts on what dogs are the smartest can be read and yes
my dog is in the top 5 so suck it. And yes Poor Pitbulls are lower on
the scale but that does not mean they are not good dogs because loads
are awesome!
30. I have a password on my computer so no one can use it so dont even ask if you can. Same with John's computer.
31.The Zune killed the ipod.
32. Play station sucks compared to x box 360.
33.A mullet is never in.
34.Everyone love Nintendo products, if you don't, you dont have a soul.
35.If you want me to visit you then you send me the plan tickets. I am sick of paying.
36.I am not a doormat, so don't even try walking on me.
37. I will help anyone that wants help, if you don't want it, dont ask.
666. I am not saying there is no God, but there is no factual proof that there is so stop lying about it.
November 19, 2007—Captured just before midnight on November 13 by fishers in Cambodia, this Mekong giant catfish is 8 feet long (2.4 meters long) ands weighs 450 pounds (204 kilograms).
"This is the only giant catfish that has been caught this year so far, making it the worst year on record for catch of giant fish species," said Zeb Hogan (far right), a fisheries biologist at the University of Reno in Nevada.
After collecting data on the fish, Hogan released it unharmed.
Giant catfish were once plentiful throughout Southeast Asia's Mekong River watershed, including the Tonle Sap River—home of the fish in these exclusive pictures taken near Phnom Penh.
But in the last century the Mekong giant catfish population has declined by 95 to 99 percent, scientists say. Only a few hundred adult giant catfish may remain.
Since 2000 five to ten fish have been caught by accident each year throughout the Mekong area.
Earlier this year Hogan, a National Geographic "emerging explorer," launched the three-year Megafishes Project to document the world's giant freshwater fish (See photos of other giant fish.)
The project is funded in part by the National Geographic Conservation Trust and Expeditions Council. (National Geographic News is owned by the National Geographic Society.)
—Stefan Lovgren
